Friday, October 31, 2014

The DN




1  I toyed with the idea of going to the Parade today.

2   But I'm a taxpayer.

3   Decided to grade papers last night instead, and continue to work through the weekend.

4   Why?

5   Halloween is the end of the grading period.

6   Dizzying.

7   My own fault.

8   I give essays and stories; I read essays and stories. 

9   These are fun though.

10  They're ghost stories, and students can come up with some fun stuff.

11  Tuesday they got to tell what I call The Heidi Chronz in the Theater.  Heidi is the purported ghost that haunted the Theatre at my old school. It was great, because I had the Theater at EV, my current school, all to myself. Although I didn't go up any ladders, I managed to use the lights in the Theater to my advantage and to come up with a beautiful design using deep blues and peaches in a dandy combine.

12  There were even three ellipsoids aimed at the cyc, and they resembled ghosts rising out of the ground in a cemetery. 

13  I was pretty scared, because the story now includes my tenure at EV. It gets longer with each year, because Heidi still rides with me on Halloween. I wasn't afraid of a ghost or haunting or anything; I was afraid of keeping track of the emerging story, which never ends. 

14  A couple of fun coincidences happened. I got into the Theater the other day to set everything up and found it was freezing in there.

15  I walked up to the tech booth, and there, hanging over the arm of a swivel chair was my jacket. I haven't worked in there for a long time, so I smiled. I figured it wasn't Heidi; it was Mom. 

16   The tech booth was all backwards. The monitor, usually to my right, was to my left, and the board had moved. That's how long it had been. Since I've been at that school the monitor was always to my right. 

17  My last class of the last story of the day was a rather long one, but near the end of the story the student mentioned some numbers: 009999, followed immediately by him saying, "Yadda, yadda..." 

18   If you know the Heidi Chronz, those two things come up at key times in my Heidi stories. 

19  Earlier a student told of the haunting of Chuck E. Cheese on Tully Road. He talked about when the store closed, the after hours got weird, a common element of the Chuck E. Cheese story. 

20  Before he ever said that I had planned on showing a Twilight Zone episode today. 

22  It is called The After Hours. It is the one with the department store and a gal named Marcia. It has creepy mannequins haunting her. 

23  Monday (I'm going backwards here because things are recurring to me, not because I'm into going backwards on Halloween!) I showed the episode called Living Doll, the one where a doll named Talky Tina threatens to kill Telly Savalas. His wife Annabelle (Mary  LaRoche) thinks he is being mean to the doll, which he is, and threatens to leave him. 

24  In the middle of the day some kids were talking and a girl said, "I've seen Annabelle!" a brand new film about a killer doll.

25  She said that before Sevalas ever addressed LaRoche as Annabelle. 

26  When he did, she looked over, and I said, "My guitar is also named Annabel." It is. I named it after Anabel Lee. 

27  And going still further backwards, I told the students that on my very first day at EVHS a car pulled right in front of me as I was making a left turn. I decided to remember the license number. 

28  It was this: High T 2. 

29  First day ever at that school.

30  If you didn't catch it, say it. It will sound like this: Heidi 2.

31  Heidi 2. The Sequel. 

32  The end. That's how I ended my almost hour-long story. 

33  It's becoming obvious, as it does each year that I have to write out the entire story. I always intend to, and did at one time, but I had it on Geocities, which eventually folded somewhere around 2005 or 6. 

34  If I had time I would be able to assemble it all again, but these days I'm grading grading grading, which is how this entire piece began. 

35  I do owe it to the readers of the DN to somehow get the story out there, but I don't really know how to work this Blogger thingy. 

36   I had to switch from Xanga a couple of years ago because they were going to dump all of my Daily News archives. 

37  I tried to rescue them, even paid money for it, so they were rescued. 

38  Somewhere. 

39  Maybe they are in the mysterious Cloud. 

40  Who knows? 

41   I can't keep up with technology. I don't know how to do a lot of it, and each time I get a new computeresque thingy, I get lost. 

42  Windows 8 almost knocked me out of the ball park. My Nook sometimes drives me insane. Forget about my phone. I don't even know how to answer it.

43  I'm straying here. 

44  Well, think I'm gonna go. I'm not even sure if I can edit this today.

45  Have a very Happy Halloween!!!

46  See you again.

47   Peace.


~H~
























Thursday, October 30, 2014

The DN
Is this Iowa?
No. It's HEAVEN!!!!



THE GIANTS ARE WORLD SERIES'CHAMPIONS!!!

'Nuff said!

~H~










Wednesday, October 29, 2014

The DN



1  I overslept.

2  That's not a bad thing.

3  A full hour.

4  THAT'S not a bad thing.

5   This means I'll have to keep this nonsense short.

6   That's WAY not a bad thing.

7   Anybody lookin'?

8   Last night I was pacing the entire game.

9   I  started writing notes on all my empty recyclables: milk cartons, cashew cans, newspapers, etc. 

10  Most of them I couldn't use because they contained too many words one mustn't utter in polite company.

11  Others...

12  Conspiracy theories, of  course.

13  The lid of my empty cashew can said this: "BOCH!!! WHO'S PAYIN' YOU? IT'S OBVIOUS!!!"

14  Ouch.

15  I was a madman. 

16  And then throwing Belt under the bus?

17  AND starting a 39-year old has been tonight???

18  Ah, I'll calm down. 

19  Always do.

20  So does this team.

21  The Merc News was unbelievably forgiving.

22   All the articles were about how calm and Zen the Giants were last night. 

23   I'm already calm and Zen. 

24   I'm wearing the same baseball tie and my broken lanyard again, as I have every game of the Series.

25  Because baseball has no superstition.

26  I still had a hummingbird fly at me towards the end of the game. 

27   A hummingbird is always Mom, in my eyes. They fly at the most amazing times.

28   I have had rainbow lights dancing on walls in three different places through the Series as well: my living room, from a crystal hanging in the front window, Dad's house, from the glass on his front door, and my classroom, from some different-colored studs on bouncing off a Renaissance mask. 

29  And last night I awakened in the middle of the night and got up to get a glass of water. I walked down the hall and bumped into a small bookcase. Something went crashing to the ground. 

30  I shone my flashlight on it, and it was the book Recipes From Nonie's Kitchen, given to me by my sister Gayle at Christmas. The first page says, "Made with 100% Love."

31  There.

32   A frown is a smile upside down.

33   So Boch.

34   Do this.

35   Give Huddy the night off and a cigar for being so good early this season.

36   Then give the ball to Mad-Bum.

37   He is the ONLY pitcher who can stop the bleeding. 

38   And even THAT isn't a sure thing.

39   Give it to him. 

40   He's a country boy from North Carolina. Home grown. He gave his wife a calf for her birthday. 

41   Give him the ball and stand back. 

42   Gottago.

43   Go the Distance.

44   Peace.

~H~















Tuesday, October 28, 2014

The DN
There's only one story today!!!
Happy Birthday Coley!!!






1   Hmmm.

2   What to write about today.

3   According to Tim Kawakami, Jake Peavy has this one in the bag. His headline: Game 6 is where this tale ends.

4   I've never backed from that stance. Good to see Tim is right there with me.

5   Giants. Check.

6   Dad is recovering after a little tumble on the rug. 

7   Dad. Check.

8   My ghost stories begin today. I'm completely unprepared, but it's the kids' day to tell stories. Come on down and join in if you weesh.

9   Ghost stories. Sorta check. 

10  The one story that needs to be told is that today is my beautiful daughter Nicoley's birthday!

11  She has been overshadowed by EVERYTHING this week, and life tried to steal her birthday.

12   Ain't happenin'.

13   She's not only my daughter, but just about my best friend in the summer, because we teach and have time off and live close.

13  That means we could take this guy to the beach: 


The Amazing Rocket J. Dog

14  We have fun and we talk shop.

15   She is a teacher, and a darned good one.

16   She teaches kindergarten, which is akin to being a hockey goalie who teaches kids manners and how to clean themselves up, and all sorts of other nuances.

17   She got married this summer, and it was a huge blast.

18   I had to get up way early to write this, and Coley, it's all about you today!

19  We all love you and I want you to have a wonderful birthday. 

20   Go Giants!

21   Go Dad!

22   Go ghost stories.

23   But most of all, go Coley!!! You're my little girl and always will be. I love you and have the best birthday ever!!!

24   More to come, lol!

25   Peace.

Love,




Yo Daddy Cabal!!





Monday, October 27, 2014

The DN
GIANTS' MADNESS!!!

"He's so smooth. I say he's cold-blooded. When he's on the mound, he dominates everybody. Everybody."
      ---Juan Marichal on Madison Bumgarner


1  A thing of beauty. It was a thing of beauty.

2  Here are some Notes and Quotes:

3  "Sunday night, walking into the batter's box against Madison Bumgarner was a little like walking into Camp Crystal Lake during a Friday the 13th film, where the masked guy shows up and, ahem, eliminated all visitors."

                                     ---Mark Purdy, San Jose Merc News

4   "When Madison Bumgarner strode onto the field with three outs to go, he went out alone.
      First among Giants. Right then, the only one who mattered. 
      Behind him, Bumgarner's teammates stopped, held back
in the dugout for a few seconds before taking the field and gave their ace the stage by himself. 
      This was Bumgarner's moment, his game, his stadium and--at least in part--his World Series. 
      Bumgarner owned all of it, and nobody else was even in the picture or wanted to get close."

                                 ---Tim Kawakami, San Jose Merc News

5   "It's just pretty cool how you can sit there and watch him, and he never lets the pressure get to him, never lets the moment get too big."

                                                                ---Brandon Belt

6   "No big deal--just hanging out here with a shutout in Game 5 of the World Series."

                                                           ---Brandon Crawford

7   "Would he be available if that situation came up? Yeah. He'd have two day's off---I can answer that better if we got to that point. But I have a pretty good feeling for Madison and all  these starters." --Bruce Bochy on using Madison Bumgarner in a potential Game 7. From Mark Purdy article in this morning's Merc.

8   "Giants in Six."
                       ---Some moron. = )

9   Gottago.

10  See you again.

11  GO GIANTS!!!

12  Wooooo-hooooo!!!

13  Peace.

~H~












Friday, October 24, 2014

The DN

1   The neighbors haven't put their garbage out yet, but I know it is Garbage Night.

2   I have measured out my life with garbage bags.

3   Those and laundry loads.

4   With all apologies to the great T.S. Eliot, who I'm sure had his fill of garbage and laundry. 

5   Coffee spoons rocks it better. 

6   Iono.

7   Remember "Iono"?

8   Way back, and I'm talking WAY back in 2003 or four or whatevs "Iono" <I dunno> was trend.

9   When a guy my age gets nostalgic about things like that, the end is near.

10   Or not.

11   That was an allusion to the Mad Magazine stereotype of 
guys who used to walk the streets with signs that read, "The End is Near."

12   I Googled something like "The End is Near Mad Magazine" last night and couldn't locate the pic I had in mind.

13   Serendipity. My own ADD led me to a different pic. 

14    Ready?

15   Here go:

16

17    Okay. No more bufferin'. Here go. Here's what popped up: 

18    

19    



16   

17   

17   Elegant. 

18   I had to allow space to allow your hot oatmeal to go through your nose.

19   And eyes.

20   

21   Sorry.

22   No REAL sports last night.

23   Next best thing?

24   Messin'.

25   C'mon.

26   That messin' became you.

27   

28   I loves me some mischief.

29   Keeps me young.

30   Here are some samples of me mischief this year:















31  Makes me a believer, in my own frabjous mind.

32  Sets the table for tonight's game.

33  We NEEDS to rally.

34   Let's GO GIANTS!!!!

35   The other night disappeared. 

36   Put the garbage out. 

37   M'bad <hashtag#Withallduerespecttoroyals'fans.>

38   May the best win. 

39   Truly.

40   On Garbage Night I pondered this in my chamber.

41   Teach baseball.

42    I'll be at Dad's this weekend. 

43    Communication online probably will be abysmal. 

44    Fear not.

45    Giants in six. I'm still there. 

46    <huge breath>

47    Let's Go the Distance.

48    <hashtag#Putsclothespinsonalltwelve toes> I used to do that watching Giants/Dodgers games. I swear to you. I was but a young lad. 

49    But Go the Distance. Giants in six.

50    See you Monday.

51   Peace.

~H~