Friday, August 30, 2013

The DN



Say cheese.



















1   It's FRIDEEEEEEE!!!

2   Woot Woot!

3   Who SAYS that in REAL time?

4   Am I ready?

5   Are YOU ready?

6   I decided to put this entire week WAY behind and move swiftly into the next big thing.

7   The next big thing is flying into the weekend with energy, spark, and thoughts of mama!

8   I took the DN I originally wrote for today, crumbled it up and shot a three, nothing but net. 

9   I might awaken the neighbors like Paul Revere shouting, "GET YOASS OUTTA BED!!! It's FRIDEEEEE and y'all are FREEEEEEEEE!!!

10  Moving on, Part One: Anyone lookin'?

11   This young reporter on KRON was going to commercial break when I looked up and goofed on the guy's hair. 

12   You know how young moms sometimes comb their baby's hair so that it all points straight up in the front?

13   This reporter HAD that do. 

14   I couldn't stop goofing on it. 

15   I tried imagining Walter Cronkite or even Barbara Walters coming on and reporting the news with a hairdo like this guy's.

16   HEY!

17   I'm TALKIN' to you.

18   Wake the hell up!

19   Anybody lookin'?

20   This reporter on KRON had a hairdo that looked like he was a cover boy for Gerber's.

21   And I can talk about people's hair, because I don't have any!

22  But it does one thing for certain: it clearly defines me as a hat guy.

23   I always have been, even when I was a little dude. 

24   I remember being a kid and lots of old guys used to wear those cool hats you see in old movies. 

25   I always loved how they would all wear their hats at different angles to get that perfect OG look.

26   That's "Old Gangsta" for the uninitiated.

27   Dude you gotta take the oath.

28   Anybody lookin'?

29   Moving on, Part Two: Clean joke: What do you call a fake noodle?

30   An impasta!

31 




32    Who was that? <looking around furtively>

33    I'll NEVER do that again.

34    I swear. 

35    Okay one:

37    What do you call a fat psychic?

38    A four-chin teller. 

39    <furtively jumping into a bush>

40     Give me an all clear when it's safe, willya?

41    <climbing up a fire escape and jumping on an apartment roof unfurtively> Whew!

42    Hmmmmm. Nice sunrise San Francisco. 

43    Anybody LOOKIN'?

44   <furtively lobbing one last one into the mix>

45    Why did the birdy go to the hospital?

46    To get a tweetment.

47    Not my fault! Not my fault! I swear to you! Blame these guys: 


48   Is there a back door outta this place?

49   Forget this week.

50   It's FRIDEEEEEEE!!!

51   I'm escapin' all this madness and headed for parts unknown and unbeknownst. 

52   For the record, I always wanted to squeeze the word "unbeknownst" into the mix. 

53   And I did.

54   Know why?

55   'Cuz I CAN!!!

56   Have an AWESOME three-day yo!

57   See you again.

58   Stay cool.

59   Peace.

~H~



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Thursday, August 29, 2013

The DN


Say cheese.











1  Bay Bridge. Brutal. 

2   This time of the year is exhausting enough. My friends and fam who are going through the entire Bay Bridge thing right now, huge thoughts to you. 

3   Well! It's FRIDEEEEEEEE!!! We made it to a three-day.

4   Not a moment too soon. 

5   The sheer mugginess and odd heat are oppressive. 

6   And I have nothing to complain about. 

7   Still, teachers can't quite explain the bizarreness of the first couple of weeks of school. 

8   Even though I had a relatively good day yesterday, by late afternoon I found myself exhausted and eerily sleepy.

9    That seems to happen to a lot of us. 

10   It isn't really difficult work; it's just relentless. Perhaps that will be the theme of today's DN.

11   So let us take a closer look. First off, the school day doesn't end at the final bell of the day. Many of us go home, analyze each class, look at our pacing guides, and somehow make materials that will turn into lessons of quality. And we have to try to make it look as though it is the proverbial piece of cake. 

12   I try to make it as comfortable as possible for my students. Their books for my class alone are remarkably heavy. If we multiply that times their other books PLUS any journals, folders, mini-binders or anything else that other teachers demand, we might wind up seeing a student with a backpack that sticks out two feet behind them. 

13  Not good on the back, the mind, or the spirit. 

14   Making it more comfortable for my students means just that. Instead of making them haul my huge book to school each day, I try to use any  materials necessary to get the information needed into their hands. I often run things off away from campus, using my own resources, and more often than not, my own wallet. 

15  I write vocabulary lists that are directly out of stories and literature that I teach. This includes my writing out each word and pronunciation. I use the International Phonetic Alphabet, where things like  the letter "a" with two dots on top of it would be the "ahh" sound, as in "Say ahh!" The IPA also has upside-down "e's." The upside-down "e" is called a "schwa." It is the "uh" sound. 

16   I teach over four-hundred words a year, some directly from the lit, and some from SAT lists and flash cards. 

17   I often change the literature I teach each year for various reasons. It isn't unusual for me to spend three to four hours perfecting a new word list. 

18   It pays dividends, but during the year I am a man possessed,  constantly at the computer working on lessons. 

19   Our literature book has nine books of Homer's Odyssey. The workbooks that I go to for class sets have far fewer. Thef story in its entirety has twenty-six "books," a book being the equivalent of a chapter in a regular book. Some are long; some are short. 

20   I have the plot outlines for the entire Odyssey, so that the students  read the nine books that we have in our lit book, but they also get the remaining seventeen "books" from my use of storytelling, which I consider one of my strengths. 

21   This takes a ton of preparation as well. It usually includes few rehearsals at home before I get in front of the students. It is a bit like a stand-up, but it also works, and I have a lot of fun presenting it. 

22   If time, I also augment that with a mini-history lesson that covers the entire Golden Age of Greece.

23   It is a LOT of work and preparation, never mind the grading of papers and tests/quizzes, all of which our admin expects to be current each week. 

24   Am I explaining, complaining or boasting here?

25    None of the above, really. I just think it is good for people to have an understanding of just how many hours teachers put in. I talk about what I do only I think I represent what a LOT of teachers do. That IS a lot of the job. And as I stated before, it can be exhausting. 

26    It's difficult to say to people, "I was exhausted yesterday! I got home at five and conked out on the couch!"

27   It isn't unusual for someone to say, "Oh poor baby! I was stuck on the Bridge until SEVEN! Cry me a river dude. Oh. And HOW much vacation time to you get each year?"

28   And on and on. 

29   Do teachers enjoy their vacations? A LOT of teachers work during the summer. They work on all sorts of different projects to try to make it happen for the students. A LOT of teachers volunteer to help youth in the community during the summer. Some take students out of the country to assist people who might be in need of help. 

30  When teachers post that they are enjoying themselves during the summer, it is because they have finally given themselves real time off, not the stuff that is written on paper. 

31   So yes, when we first get back to the classroom we have hopes and dreams of creating greater lessons and trying still to master the art of teaching. 

32   It is a hard job if taken seriously, and most of my colleagues take it pretty-darned seriously. 

33   And it isn't just the teachers who make the schools happen. The support staff at every school knows full well that THEY are the backbone of all of it, from office to office. Office people who work in schools nowadays have workloads beyond what most people would be able to handle. 

34   I have so much respect for them it is beyond anything I could say right here. They are every bit as professional as anyone else working in a school. I think that after four years of proven service, they should be given degrees. You know how teachers get tenure? I would love to see these dedicated people get twentyure~!

35   <twentyure~!> 

36   Moving on, Part One: Sorry.

37    A part of my mission with the DN is to give the layperson a better idea of what the profession is like. I don't mind at all ripping the school inside out so others can see how things happen. 

38   Can't seem to reach a counselor? We have two full-time counselors and one part-time for nearly 2,700 students. Our counseling people get attacked by angry parents all the time. It is often because the student or parent may have overestimated how much of a workload the student could handle, and despite warnings, would like perhaps one less AP class. That's a common one, and always difficult. 

39   Don't like that they lock the gates after the first ten minutes in the morning? We have tons of strange adults who try walking around our campus during school hours. 

40   Don't like that they are making it difficult to get on campus from an area that says clearly NOT A DROP-OFF ZONE? We have had students  hit by cars, sometimes critically. We have an entire street behind our school that is not a safe place to drop students off, but each day parents stop, and kids jay-walk up and down the street while their parents make quick u-turns. It is ridiculously unsafe. Our present admin is working hard to prevent this. 

41   Teacher doesn't pay enough attention to MY kid? Teacher has to take care of the needs of entire classes each day. And if you want to meet, most teachers are willing to set up a time. But teacher won't always drop everything they're doing because a parent shows up unannounced. That dog, as they say, don't hunt. In most schools you're better off not trying that one. 

42   We have meetings, appointments, copies to run, families to feed, and lives to live. Contrary to popular belief, we are not a 24/7 service, although I have often taken care of emails in the middle of the night, just because I'm awake and can't sleep. 

43   This might be making some people angry. That's fine; I am simply the messenger explaining WHY certain things happen as they do. 

44   On the good end, we have thousands of students going to school, learning a great deal, continuing on to college, and becoming intelligent, educated adults. Thousands. Every year. Somehow all this seeming insanity put degrees in students' hands every year. 

45   And while the schools clearly have a LOT to do with it, nothing makes it happen more than parents who DO care about their children's educations, who keep up on what they study each day, who talk to them about what they learned, and about which teachers they like.

46   And most important: what makes the school really work is the students. To them, this is their entire world, albeit seen from a much younger perspective. The majority of them keep all of us going with their youth, their enthusiasm, their honesty, and their spirit, which keeps all of us young. 

47   The educational system isn't perfect. Neither is any system anywhere anyone works. But somehow the degrees continue to happen; the students move on and contribute to the world, whether they get all the degrees or not. 

48   Most grow into pretty fine adults. 

49   And I have fond memories of many, many, many of them!

50   I  hope this was a nice insight into how it all seems to work. Of course I didn't cover everything. Broad topic, hopefully insightful.  

51   It is who we are. 

52   Thanks for listening. 

53   Have a great three-day.

54   See you again.

55   Peace.


~H~




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Wednesday, August 28, 2013


The DN






1   Today is the anniversary of the very last Beatles' live paid performance in 1966. Each time I look at these sorts of items there is a little devil that pinches me, causing me to say, "EEEE-YOUCH!" Here are some fun facts begged, borrowed, and hopefully not stolen:

2   They performed at San Francisco's Candlestick Park before 25,000 screaming fans. It was a classic Candlestick night, with fog rolling in, cold, and wind. The price of tix was an outrageous $4.50 to $6.50. 

3  At the time many had no idea that their final paid performance would be at Candlestick Park, but if you dig deeper, you will find that there was a definite feeling among the band members that this was indeed it, at least for a while. A very long while indeed. 

4  I wasn't there. I remember a friend of mine who had attended. She wasn't really a screamer; in fact, she told me that she was simply NOT going to do that and be like all the other immature girls. 

5   All that changed within minutes of the boys emerging from a truck and hitting the stage. She told me that she screamed the entire time. 

6   To most people who knew how the concerts went, it wasn't particularly an awesome show at all, although any Beatles' concert was going to be an experience despite no amplification beyond their own equipment, and a PA system that was used for announcing different performers. 

7   They performed at second base. 

8   The show was sponsored by KYA radio with the immortal radio personality, the Emperor Gene Nelson acting as MC. Here is Nelson's overview of the event:



"I was the MC, and, as any Giants fans will know, Candlestick Park in August, at night, was cold, foggy and windy. The funniest thing this night was one of the warm-up acts, Bobby Hebb. He stood up on the stage at Candlestick Park, with the fog, and the wind blowing, and he was singing 'Sunny'! It was tough anyway to work a ballpark as an MC, especially as The Beatles were taking their time to get out. I was trying to entertain a crowd that was shouting, 'Beatles, Beatles, Beatles.' 
"The dressing room was chaos. There were loads of people there. The press tried to get passes for their kids and the singer Joan Baez was in there. Any local celebrity, who was in town, was in the dressing room. They were having a party in there. They were having a perfectly wonderful time, while I was freezing my buns off on second base!"
'Emperor' Gene Nelson
The Beatles Off The Record, Keith Badman


For the record, I borrowed this from 
the website below:


9   Here is a bit more insight into who knew what and when, from the same website:


" The Beatles made their way to Candlestick Park, Paul McCartney asked their press officer Tony Barrow to make a recording of the concert on audio cassette, using a hand-held recorder. The cassette lasted 30 minutes on each side, and, as Barrow didn't flip it during the show, the recording cut off during final song Long Tall Sally.
'There was a sort of end of term spirit thing going on, and there was also this kind of feeling amongst all of us around The Beatles, that this might just be the last concert that they will ever do. I remember Paul, casually, at the very last minute, saying, 'Have you got your cassette recorder with you?' and I said, 'Yes, of course.' Paul then said, 'Tape it will you? Tape the show,' which I did, literally just holding the microphone up in the middle of the field. As a personal souvenir of the occasion, it was a very nice thing to have and the only difference was that it wasn't a spectacular occasion. It was nothing like Shea Stadium, there was nothing special about it at all, except that The Beatles did put in extra ad-libs and link material which they hadn't put in before on any other occasion.' "
Tony Barrow


The Beatles Off The Record, Keith Badman



10   The set list, while short by today's standards, consisted of the following songs:
  • Rock and Roll Music (this was a Chuck Berry cover)
  • She's a Woman
  • If I Needed Someone
  • Day Tripper
  • Baby's in Black
  • I Feel Fine (There are recordings of George talking about how they did this song originally in 1959!)
  • Yesterday
  •  I Wanna Be Your Man (featuring Ringo Starr on lead vocals)
  • Nowhere Man
  • Paperback Writer
  • Long Tall Sally
  • In My Life (Just before leaving the stage, John Lennon played the beginning of this classic, but quickly departed. Can you even begin to imagine that song as an encore? I was lucky enough to see George Harrison play that song live in Oakland once, a long, long time ago.)

Sidebar: As many readers of the DN know, I spent years as a vendor at many Bay Area events. I've seen it all, both as a rock and roll aficionado and as a small-time entrepreneur.

11   One reason I said, "EEEE-YOUCH!" in item one is that I found out about the anniversary of that concert last night at around 7 p.m. 

12   This meant I either went with the item or rejected it. I decided to go with it because it is a rocker, a fun and reckless journey down Memory Lane. 

13   It was to require a LOT of research, web-surfing, and borrowed material in an extremely short period of time. 

14   I actually knew very little about that concert, with the exception of the fact that it was loud, foggy, windy, cold, and awesome. That's almost a given.

15   What I didn't know was that there was an undercurrent of this concert being the last live paid Beatles' performance. 

16   It's almost a shame that it could never really be called the last Beatles' concert, because their last live performance would have to be the very awesome January 30, 1969 concert on the rooftop of the Apple Records headquarters in London during a midday work week. The people of London were startled, bedazzled, and in some cases, angry that it was disrupting the work day. All in all, it remains a smiling gem, immortalized in the film Let it Be.

17   While that concert is now considered a classic,it was certainly not their last real concert in terms of hype, tickets, screaming fans and all the rest. 

18   I enjoyed researching all of this last night. I wasn't sure as to how to go about it, nor how to present it in a neat, controllable package. 

19   I got facts, and then I got facts on top of facts. I found recordings, most of which were a bit grainy, and decided not to pepper this piece with sixty links by goofballs and Beatles' nerds. 

20  Don't get me wrong. I've always LOVED goofballs and Beatles' nerds, but it doesn't always play well with people who basically want a lark and a quick smile. 

21   In my search, I came across a fun video, quite short, but absolutely irresistible. It is a short You Tube account of the Beatles' last concert  through the eyes of a vendor. 

22   I don't really remember this guy; he was before my time, but his story about his Candlestick boss calling him up and asking him if he would like to work the Beatles is fun. You can't over-emphasize the excitement and electricity of working an event of that magnitude. I imagine him telling his family and friends, bragging rights shining in every direction. When he gets to the park, he is told by a deadpan boss that he will be selling ice cream. 

23   This typically happened to vendors. At that time, what you sold was really dictated by whatever arbitrary decisions the bosses would make. It went somewhat by seniority, but if you were relatively new, you weren't going to get a hot seller.

24   And trust me, ice cream at Candlestick Park at night, even during a sizzling Beatles' concert, was not going to be a hot item. Here's this guy's You Tube link. I wound up loving it! I hope it's a hot link, no pun intended. I still haven't quite got Blogspot down yet, so you will need to cut and paste into a URL. It's worth it! Here go:


25   It is getting late as I write this, so I'll try to bring it home here. Listen:

26   Years after the Beatles' last tour, the Rolling Stones rolled into town to put on a sizzling concert at Candlestick during their classic Tattoo You tour. It was a two-day gig that made me $2,500 cash in two days. Pretty handsome scratch.

27   I remember the excitement of doing a Stones' gig, and I knew it was going to be a money maker. We got twenty per cent of what we sold back then. Stadium concerts were a relatively new gig, and up until the Stones' Candlestick gig, only the elite vendors were ever asked to work them.

28   The Stones at Candlestick became a breakthrough for a lot of vendors. We got to Candlestick early and had badges. I assumed they were backstage passes, so my friends and I took the elevator down to the Giants' clubhouse, a mortal sin in the vending world. Nobody said a word.

29   The entire vibe of that Stones' tour was that there were no rules. 

30   When we got to the Giants' clubhouse, we found a spread of food that would knock your eyes out: fresh fruit, ice-cold orange juice, coffee, donuts, along with the entire breakfast thing. We were happy to help ourselves, courtesy of the Rolling Stones. Well, probably courtesy of Jovan Musk, who footed a lot of the bill in return for massive advertising revenue.

31  All of this in the Giants' clubhouse. Awesome stuff!

32   We walked behind left and center field, where the Stones had made it look like outside bistros everywhere. Very European, and very la-da-da-da. Let the good times roll.

33   I hadn't thought to have brought a camera; I was too worried about how long the days would be, and how insane the entire gig was. I was also excited to be around the self-proclaimed Greatest Band in the World. 

34  What a grand time! We sold tons of items: shirts, buttons, hats, programs, etc. and it never stopped until the gig started. Then everyone cleared from the souvenir stands and went in to watch the show. I was working with two other guys, and one guy hated rock and roll. Too loud.

35  His brother and I asked if we could go in and watch. He was happy to have some alone time, so we ran into the stadium.

36   I got to watch a bunch of that show both days. It completely knocked me out.  

37   So it seems only fitting that one of my favorite life experiences brings this DN to a natural close. I think it was right after Let's Spend the Night Together that Mick Jagger jumped to the mic and gave a couple of hoots and hollers to the buzzing crowd. 

38   The crowed silenced, and Mick said words to this effect: "Ya havin' a good TAHHHHHHHM?" A huge roar.He paused and got a bit serious. "You know, this is where the Beatles played their last concert." Phonetically "played" became "plied," "last" was pronounced "lahst," and "concert" "consit." All British. 

39   The audience slowly hooted, then screamed, cheered, whistled, and applauded. Great historic salute. We were all nodding at the classy reference.

40   Mick then grabbed the mic and said deadpan, "Useless f @#&ing informayshun!" triggering a grinding guitar riff from Keith, and within seconds they were into another song. The place went wild. People came right out of their skin.

41  I wound up having just three-hours sleep after two days of the Stones concerts, got up the next morning, showered, shaved and got to school just in time for my first class. My eyeballs fell to the sides of my desk like two red Slinkys. 

42   There was a quiet moment in my classroom. 

43    The voice of a student from the back of the room asked, "Hey Mr. H, did you go to the Stones' concert last night?"

44    I lifted my head as best I could and gave a feeble smile. There was another pause. I then heard another voice from the other side of the room declare, "He LOOKS like he went to the Stones' concert!"

45  








46   So a Happy Beatles' Final Concert Day to you. I'd like to also thank all the random websites that had taken the time to chronicle this little bit of rock history. 

47   Have a GREAT Thursday, and think of some Beatles' tunes that you enjoy today. There has to be at least one. 

48    I have a great many, and it has been my pleasure to bring you this piece on what otherwise would have been just another Thursday.

49    I know I'll never lose affection for people and things that went before. This means you.

50    See you again.

51   Peace.

~H~

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