The Daily News

1   When did Monday leave?

2    Last night we chilled and laughed, and suddenly it became 10:30.

3    That's when I turn into a duck.

4    I ran like hell before someone gave me the bill. 

5   I'm so forgetful.

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7   No SEEESLY tho.

8   Helene, Jeff and I chillin'.

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10  Dangerous combo. 

11  We drew a party out of our ears and laughed well into the eve.

12  When you laugh and laugh and you can't remember what you laughed about, that stuff's genuine.

13   Papa Murph's, classic rock, Wente cab and some zany smart people make for an awesome Monday.

14    Awesome Monday is of course, an oxymoron.

15   Most of what I say and do fools around with the entire concept of oxymorons. 

16   It's all good. I'm doing some fun work today. 

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18   Anybody lookin'?

19   The bottom line is that somebody pulled Monday right out from under my feet, and I find I don't miss it a bit, even if I am reeling in tears, joints and laughter.

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21   Bones. Cracking. It's bones people. 

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23   It's the Man. 

24   Always trying to get into our bidnezz.

25   Not up in here! Go jump in a beehive if you want a buzz.

26   Moving On, Part One: Yesterday is waning. 

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28   We need the wane.

29   I'm personally against Global Warning.

30   That's when you warn the Globe it is melting.

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32   And you KNOW it's the Man messing.

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34    No lie.

41    Anybody lookin'?

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42    Nah. 

43    It's  all good.

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45   Where'd Monday go?

46   I vanished right about the time I turned into a duck.

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49   Okay, I'll scram.

50   I gottago.

51   See you again. Have a GREAT one, seesly.

52   Peace.

~H~