1 Oh, my God.
2 That's 2015speak for Oh, my God.
3 Notice the diff?
4 For those dead from the neck up, it translates roughly to OMG, which is currently existing as what we call in the business an interjection.
5 omg.
6 The aforementioned omg is a classic case of trying to keep this nonsense contained.
7 omg
8 Note the differences.
9 OMG!
10 Note the difference:
11 omg
12 Spring has sprung...
13 I find myself suddenly in the midst of trying to do a light design with existing instruments and a sound design of some sort for an Open Mic we're having tomorrow night beginning at 6 in the school's Theater.
14 I was approached by students in the writing club I co-advise and thought it would be a piece of cake.
15
16 If I've never learned anything in the world it is that anything that should be a piece of cake will seldom be a piece of cake, especially if you mention aloud that it should be a piece of cake.
17
18 It's okay. We suddenly have 29 acts scheduled.
19 I got this.
20
21 Is there a back door outta this joint?
22 Ah, it's all good.
23 Ah is an interjection, but a more relaxed one.
24 They come in different sizes and shapes, those things.
25 In keeping with the keeping this thing short these days, I'm thinking I'm going to keep this thing short.
26 I have to work myself over to Public Storage where I have a mini PA gathering dust. I don't remember if it is even working but I think I'll lug it up to the school. It can drive several mics and guitars, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
27 One of the mics is from Radio Shack, so if it doesn't work I can always return it.
28
29 Yeah.
30 It's been a while.
31 I'm a nervous wreck about a poetry reading.
32 The first act is a guy doing a ten-minute Haiku.
33
34 I KNOW. I KNOW. But is it art?
35
36 Here's my favorite Haiku:
I don't like Haikus.
I don't understand Haikus.
Refrigerator.
37
38 Great Haiku. I didn't write it, but I did steal it and use it.
39
40 Anybody lookin'?
41
42 You have an awesome day, willya?
43 Wish me luck.
44 See you again.
45 Peace.
13 I find myself suddenly in the midst of trying to do a light design with existing instruments and a sound design of some sort for an Open Mic we're having tomorrow night beginning at 6 in the school's Theater.
14 I was approached by students in the writing club I co-advise and thought it would be a piece of cake.
15
16 If I've never learned anything in the world it is that anything that should be a piece of cake will seldom be a piece of cake, especially if you mention aloud that it should be a piece of cake.
17
18 It's okay. We suddenly have 29 acts scheduled.
19 I got this.
20
21 Is there a back door outta this joint?
22 Ah, it's all good.
23 Ah is an interjection, but a more relaxed one.
24 They come in different sizes and shapes, those things.
25 In keeping with the keeping this thing short these days, I'm thinking I'm going to keep this thing short.
26 I have to work myself over to Public Storage where I have a mini PA gathering dust. I don't remember if it is even working but I think I'll lug it up to the school. It can drive several mics and guitars, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
27 One of the mics is from Radio Shack, so if it doesn't work I can always return it.
28
29 Yeah.
30 It's been a while.
31 I'm a nervous wreck about a poetry reading.
32 The first act is a guy doing a ten-minute Haiku.
33
34 I KNOW. I KNOW. But is it art?
35
36 Here's my favorite Haiku:
I don't like Haikus.
I don't understand Haikus.
Refrigerator.
37
38 Great Haiku. I didn't write it, but I did steal it and use it.
39
40 Anybody lookin'?
41
42 You have an awesome day, willya?
43 Wish me luck.
44 See you again.
45 Peace.
~H~
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