The Daily News

1   Dude.

2    A-HEM. Dude. You there?

3   It's only Tuesday. 

4   Remember my campaign to eliminate Tuesday as a day of the week?

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6   Any questions?

7   I'm telling you.

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8   Yesterday I turned invisible.

9    People in supermarkets walked through me.

10   Everyone seemed to be walking diagonally, heading for me, but never colliding into me.

11   One lady literally walked right in front of me to grab candy. I was around just her body width in line to pay for stuff and she saw some chocolate-covered boushit they always have at CVS, and she MUST have walked through me, because if I'm not invisible, then she must have been the rudest chick I've ever seen. 

12  She had hair of straw.

13   It was right out of a Stephen King book. 

14   Ah, they're everywhere. 

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16   Sure nice weather we're havin'.

17   My HVAC has decided to become inconsistent at work. 

18   One thing I have LOVED about my way cool classroom is that it has had great temp controls. 

19   I've always felt sorry for colleagues with stuffy rooms. 

20   My room became tropical yesterday afternoon ironically. 

21   Bleh. Do you ever grouse even though you are fully aware that nobody gives a darned? M'bad.

22   Moving On, Part One: I'm into the 11 p.m. and still just going on about boushit.

23   Don't we have a ball game tonight?

24   A student said we did. 

25   I've been spending WAY too much time trying to pull my head out of my ass. 

26  Anybody lookin'?

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28   You get like that when you get old and busted.

29   Everything they say about it is true. 

30   I want to go out of this school year and this profession with a little class.

31   I'm union.

32   We always want little classes. 

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34   Don't worry. I'll fade fast in the next three months.

35   When my retirement hits, the DN goes with it, sadly.

36    It's all good. 

37    I'll just join the crowds on Wastebook and kill time interacting with videos of guys falling down, or homemade pho, which I made the other day AND which I took a picture of. 

38   Sometimes I turn different cultures. 

39   It's a super power I claim to have. I love learning how to cook foods from all the places I haven't been. 

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41   Yet I claim to be on a health kick. Someone want to explain that?

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43   Anybody lookin'?

44   Ah it's all good.

45   Moving On, Part the Next: Was I hallucinating or did it snow HELLLLLLLA low the other day?

46   Saturday. 

47   Went to Capitola and coming home looked over toward the East Hills and that snow was real. 

48   Who knows? I didn't see any news about it, or even talk about it. 

49   Maybe I AM invisible.

50   Or Bruce Willis.

51   I see white people.

52    Some kid said that a few years ago when I showed The Sixth Sense on Halloween.

53   A great group chuckle rolled through my class, my favorite. It's that chuckle that always gives appreciation to intelligence.

54   So it's late into the 11 p.m. and I'm still awake writing this stuff.

55   My house is cracking and creaking in concert with my bones.

56   I think I'm gonna drag this Old Brown Shoe to bed; staple it together and call it bad weather.

57   Gottago.

58   See you again.

59   Peace.

~H~