The Daily News

1   Somebody fotted.

2    I think I know who.

3    Jessica Simpson fotted.

4    Seymour Hersch fotted. 

5    One Dimension fotted.

6    Beaver Cleaver fotted.

7    Justin Beiber fotted stoned. Leave it to Beiber.

8    Lea Michele fotted.

9    Khloe Kardashian fotted.

10   Prince Harry fotted.

11   This guy fotted.

12   Kanye West CLEARLY fotted, but attributed it to Sam Smith and Beck.

13   Who else fotted?

14   Your first crush.

15   Any Pope.

16   Obama.

17    Jedd Clampett fotted but thought it was possum stew.

18    Miley Cyrus fotted. 

19   No Doubt fotted. No. Fooking. Doubt.

20   Richard Sherman fotted.

21   Anybody lookin'?

22    Any nun, and I'm pretty sure that all of them in the Abbey had a laugh. 

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27   Grumpy fotted.

29   Idina Menzel fotted. 

30   Let it go.

31   Moving On, Part One: The A's whooped the Giants yesterday to the sorrow of no one. 

32   Dude.

33   Baseball is officially back.

34   Love it.

35   How you gonna tell me?

36   Anybody lookin'?

37   Ah, I'm all good.

38   Sorry about all the potty humor. I have no idea what got into me.

39   Livin' the dream, livin' the dream.

40   I probably better bow out.

41   Short day.

42   See you again.

43   Peace.

~H~