The Daily News
1 It's FRIDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
2 Whew!
3 Garbage Night if you listnin'.
4 Tough week, but pretty much a vacay, with the exception of the week.
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6 What's THAT supposed to mean?
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8 Rhetorical question.
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10 If you're like me, you really don't respond well to rhetorical questions.
11 Huh?
12 My laptop suddenly took a turn and changed to some golf sight.
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14 <adjusting his clean golf cap and donning his shifting polo.>
15 I am Golf Man.
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17 Seventeen golfers just gave me the nod.
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19 I should be a golf dude based on my having lived four blocks from a golf course.
20 <basketball buzzer>
21 My experiences on the Green Hills golf joint in my hood consisted of these three things:
22 Hiding behind a fence at Bill Parker's house, which bordered I believe the 18th hole, and then either swiping golf putts or throwing leaves on them.
23 Somehow signing up to be a caddy and realizing early that I had no idea what a caddy was supposed to do.
24 And my number three that isn't numbered: purchasing large blocks of ice and then raiding the course at midnight to go what we affectionally referred to as "cubin'."
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26 Cubin' was heading out in the middle of the night, buying a block of ice, throwing a towel over it, and then riding it across a golf course.
27 As a non-golfer, I found it to be a much better use of the course, and no green fees.
28 Wonderful fun, and of course you had the added advantage of running from authorities if needed.
29 That never happened, but it always could.
30 Oh to be young again.
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32 Hey.
33 Wait a minute.
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36
37 Nah.
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39 The things that cross your mind as you age back to youth.
40 It's true.
41 Why waste all those years stressing?
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43 Easy for me to say.
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45 Yup!
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47 You reach a point where it is finally okay to be immature.
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49 It's liberating, honestly.
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51 Old foo.
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53 Yup.
54 This old foo gottago.
55 It's FRIDEEEEEEE yo.
56 Stay safe.
57 See you again.
58 Peace.
26 Cubin' was heading out in the middle of the night, buying a block of ice, throwing a towel over it, and then riding it across a golf course.
27 As a non-golfer, I found it to be a much better use of the course, and no green fees.
28 Wonderful fun, and of course you had the added advantage of running from authorities if needed.
29 That never happened, but it always could.
30 Oh to be young again.
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32 Hey.
33 Wait a minute.
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36
37 Nah.
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39 The things that cross your mind as you age back to youth.
40 It's true.
41 Why waste all those years stressing?
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43 Easy for me to say.
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45 Yup!
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47 You reach a point where it is finally okay to be immature.
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49 It's liberating, honestly.
50
51 Old foo.
52
53 Yup.
54 This old foo gottago.
55 It's FRIDEEEEEEE yo.
56 Stay safe.
57 See you again.
58 Peace.
~H~
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