The Daily News

1   Okay I gottago fast today.

2   Garbage Day. 

3   Once again.

4   The meeting yesterday became gloriously short. 

5   We were told that there is no longer a Bill of Rights and that the District has a bank of every email we've ever written and that they could even get into our other accounts.

6   Welcome to 'Murica, 2015.

7   My initial instinct was to shut the DN down immediately.

8   I'm not too nervous about most of that stuff, but I'm worried that someone might know that I frequently write the word boushit, and that anyone could read this nonsense.

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10  Then I figured that I shouldn't.

11   Free country, or it used to be. Boushit isn't even a word people. 

12   I blame the Internet. 

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14   And the Man.

15   Nothing new.

16   I've written this nonsense forever and every now and again people worry about it.

17   Not this guy.

18   I still stand for Mom, apple pie, truth, justice and the American Way.

19   Oh, and pizza.

20   I don't have much to say anyway. 

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23   Buncha boushit.

24   Moving On, Part One: Did anyone see this morning's Merc News? It has a headline clearly earmarked for the East Coast that says this:

 HA, HA, HA

                     ---Love, California

25   Right next to that it has a picture of people lying in the sun in Memorial Glade at UC Berkeley, and underneath it has a picture of Lower Manhattan from Staten Island and the New York Harbor with large chunks of ice. 

26   Dude.

27   Seesly?

28   When we have an earthquake, is New York going to laugh?

29   Pretty tacky, Merc. Shame, shame, shame on you.

30   And I usually enjoy the morning paper.

31   Even if everything is controlled by the Man.

32   I'm not really sure which Man, but you really can't believe most of the news nowadays. 

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34   It's all a bunch of hype and boushit.

35   Yellow journalism is on fire.

36   Do I care?

37   Like most people, I pretty much ignore it.

38   Ah, it's all good.

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40   There was also an article about Sillycon Valley unionizing. 

41   Unions? In 2015?

42   I thought they went away with Reagan and the Air Traffic Controllers.

43   People HATE unions these days.

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45   Dunderheads.

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47   Whoops. Did I just defend unions?

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49   Always. 

50   Hey, it's in me. I'm Irish. 

51   And in just a few weeks, it's gonna be St. Patrick's Day, that odd time between Valentine's and Easter.

52   Walgreens doesn't know what to do with itself.

53   Anybody lookin'?

54   I'd better go before I piss someone off. 

55   The Man can read this too, I might add. 

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57   Anybody lookin'?

58   Yup.

59   Gottago.

60   See you again.

61   Peace.

~H~