1 How am I supposed to teach classes, cook dinner, watch the playoffs, grade essays AND facilitate groups at meetings AND maintain sanity?
2 Uh...Dude. Women go through labor.
3
4 Okay.
5 Wimminz win.
6 They are superior to men in so many ways.
7 Therefore I'll allow them to do all of the above, INCLUDING maintaining sanity if they just let me watch the playoffs.
8
9 I think that's fair.
10 Allow me to illustrate: the second I took my eyes off the one-game playoff last night, the A's fell behind.
11 Lester is pitching like he's on Red Kryptonite.
12 Sports' teams need fans to throw particles and chi, for goodness sake.
13 It's "for goodness sake" people, not "for goodness sakes."
14 Should Red Kryptonite be in caps?
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16 It IS the name of a specific Kryptonite, so I says yeah.
17 SMH.
18
19 Everything in my being groans.
20 Not to worry.
21 Just a sports' fan going through what only sports' fans go through.
22 Moving On, Part One: Was I spending too much time on sports?
23 I thought we had a deal.
24 Yeesh.
25 All apologies. I got tripped up when asked to spell the word "Kryptonite"
26 I did fine until challenged to turn it into an adjective.
27 <swiftly flipping pages from dictionary>
28 Would the correct adjective be Kryptonightic?
29 Should the word "red" be capitalized, for instance?
30
31 fdfafdaf.
32 This becomes more difficulter and difficulter.
33
34
35 There is no word "difficulter."
37 The correct arrangement is this: "more difficult."
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39 Must we try to rid the shores of sand? Is that really necessary?
40 The statistics say yes.
41 Moving On, Part One: Oh, A's.
42 You HAD that game.
43 One game playoffs: yay or nay?
44 I guess we should be grateful that the A's had the chance.
45 Maybe they have the one-day so that people don't have to watch their team get swept.
46 Brutal.
47 I watched. I pushed everything else aside. I went with the Bay Area. I went with Lester.
48 I didn't go past midnight. Never made it.
49 I awakened to some TBS "We love Conan" show.
50 It didn't work for me.
51 I got the final score online.
52 Some website that looked like it was coming to us from a war-torn country. It hesitated, conked out, and allowed me to watch that final inning.
53 A's fans, I'm feeling the pain.
54 One of the toughest losses in recent history.
55
56 Bleh.
57 I hope the Giants weren't watching.
58 So Bay Area, it's time to rally for the boys.
59 One-day playoffs.
60 Any thoughts?
61 Gottago.
62 Love the A's even though I'm a Giants' fan. Thanks for an amazing season. I saw more A's games live than I did Giants' games, so I'm sad, but proud.
63 Tough stuff.
64 Time for all of us to rally behind the Giants?
65 We have no choice. Miracles happen.
66 I'm just glad I'm still walkin' around.
67 Really gottago.
68 See you again.
69 Peace.
~H~
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