LET'S GO OAKLAND!!!!!
2 I went to all the trouble of explaining about the DN, and the birthday party, and Dr. Robert and all the rest, and then forgot to post the Goof proper on one of my Facebooks.
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4 Oh I have several because I am CIA, and Illumi-knotty.
5 Code name Cabal, Goof Ops.
6 I slay 'em at Langley.
7 Anybody lookin'?
8 I even have CIA stationery.
9 It's ineffective.
10 Nobody believes me.
11 Not one person.
12 <twisting sinister mustachio><uber French accent: Pehfect desguize>
13 Anybody lookin'?
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17 Ah, meh. It's a livin'.
18 Moving On, Part One: Yesterday I read an essay by a student claiming diets and health foods are a sham, and that eating lots of chocolate and sugar is good for you.
19 She made some excellent points. She said people who diet are starved at the end of the day and wind up under-eating, and eventually caving.
20 She also said that the more carbs, the better.
21 She had no citations whatsoever, but if she's right, I'm all for it. Here's a pic of her:
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23 How do you even begin to grade something like that?
24 I'm pretty sure she works for the Man.
25 Loony.
26 So much of the world is.
27 fsdafsdafsdfsd.
28 Moving On, Part Two: It's last night and I'm staring down the barrel of around a bazillion essays.
29 I spent around fifteen or sixteen hours this past weekend grading stuff.
30 "Don't assign anything."
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32 I KNOW. I KNOW.
33 I slept nine hours last night and I'm still too exhausted to read more than around three.
34 When we read our eyes travel down. After a long day, they go out if you HAVE to read a lot.
35 They REALLY go out if the stuff is not edited.
36 The majority of students don't edit, at least this early in the year.
37 I tell them, "You need to show me a rough draft."
38 They write an email. "Dear Mr. H, I never right rough drafts. I edit it it as I go."
39 Seesly?
40 I edit this nonsense around sixty times each night and STILL find Gauling errors.
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42 It's French.
43 I'm workin' a theme. Get off me.
44 Anybody lookin'?
45 Ah meh.
46 I have an entire sun room designed for grading stuff, but it's all the way across the house.
47 In my house that's around fifteen feet or so.
48 My house is so small I need to go out back to change my mind.
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50 I'll never do that again. <mouthing the words> EV-er.
51 Anybody lookin'?
52 No but SERIOUSLY.
53 I gottago. I wound up grading only three students last night. Contrast to the twenty I finished over the weekend.
54 I'll try to get more rest or this stuff will never finish.
55 Wish I could give you more this morning.
55 Go Dennis Allen. Far.
56 Go A's. They got Lester goin'. Let's go Oakland!!!!!
57 I'll be watching and cheering.
58 Right now I REALLY gottago.
59 See you again.
60 Peace.
~H~
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