Tuesday, April 29, 2014

The DN










1   Crazy hockey game, but then when aren't they crazy?

2    Jonathan Quick appears to be a knucklehead. 

2   I'm befuddled.

3   Ah, we have the Kings right where we want 'em. 

4   Let's take this bloodbath to San Jo.

5   Nutso.

6   Did I mention I was befuddled?

7   I've pretty much lived in Befuddleville all year.

8   Nothing new.

9   Anybody lookin'?

10  Has anybody seen that teevee commercial where some guy takes a baseball bat to Windows 8?

11  Anybody who has had the misfortune of getting stuck with that lemon could probably relate.

12   It isn't that difficult once you get used to it, but I liken it to someone coming over to your house and putting everything in different cupboards.

13  Or something. 

14   I also had to switch to Mac Pro. Not as tough a switch, but a major adjustment nonetheless. That's a good switch though. No major complaints. 

15  Still. I'm about ready to go back to a yellow legal pad and paper.

16   This would give too many people a nosebleed.

17   Anyway it felt good watching that commercial. There's something about taking a sledge hammer to an inanimate object that brings tremendous joy to the befuddled.

18   I was relaxing on a bowl of hot pho at the time. 

19  It was pretty nice. 

20  fadfafdfdasffdf.

21  Trying to plan the end of the school year.

22  My head keeps doing three sixties. 

23  It's okay.

24   I just blessed myself even though I didn't even sneeze.

25   You can't be too careful.

26   Moving On, Part One: I just thought of that musical Stop the World, I Want to Get Off

27   Anthony Newley. 




28   The title is a poem. 

29   It calmed me down. Re-entry after a late Easter gave me the bends. Tough day. The Sharks' game didn't help. Thank goodness for April baseball. 

30   Baseball in late April. I didn't even care that the Giants were losing. 

31   It was nice to watch a ball game.

32   And I like San Diego anyway.

33   The town. It's a sweet place if you ask me. 

34   They just cut to this guy dressed like a real padre, prompting Kruk to say, "He might be THE Padre."

35  The guy coulda played Friar Laurence. Rotund body, bear-brown beard. And Kruk on his stuff. Can't beat it. 

36  Moving On, Part Two: I'm thinking of giving up being a sports' fan and taking up knitting. 




37    Iono.

38   Just a thought.

39   Just another thought: how come if bees are going extinct, there are still bees everywhere?

40  I claim it's the Man. 

41  fdfafdfdaffdf.

42  Anybody lookin'?

43  Thank goodness for the good ol' DN.

44   It's sort of like knitting, only you can eat pizza too.

45   I don't know that you could knit and eat pizza. If a renegade pepperoni were to plash on whatever it is you are knitting, you're probably done.

46   They're playing Don't Stop Believin' at the Yard. 

47   That's a nice thing.

48   I'll take that one into today.

49   WHOA.

50  Sports Net Central just shot up out of the water at McCovey Cove. 

51  You hadn't oughta do that to a guy who is late-night befuddled. 

52   <Cheshire smile>. 

53    I gottago. Have an unbefuddled day. 

54    See you again.

55    Peace.


~H~


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