Monday, April 28, 2014

The DN












1   Are you seriously telling me that it's STILL not May?

2   <anybody lookin'?>

3   Oh for heaven's sake.

4   The loveliest part of having a Spring Break is that you forget pretty much everything.

5   And why not?

6   Like, "Is it REALLY not May?"

7   <shuffling around>

8   ARE YOU SERIOUS? <admit you checked> Is there a May Guy we can consult?

9   The May Guy just answered in the affirmative. The May Guy. Tough guy. Gottabe. He's the King of Spring.

10  Phoebe the Dog is sorta getting it.

11  I'm pretty much gone not getting it. So it is safe to say that I am gone. I think.

12  Or at least still not around.

13  Not an easy thing, being not around. You forget how to be around. 

14  Ask Presidents, noblemen, and most people who look at Once Upon a Time.

15  I won't lie. This is gonna hurt. 

16  That's a line from the above-mentioned Once Upon a Time.

17   Pretty stuff.

18   Dang. <blogger thingy decides to buffer for around an hour> Bleh. I forgot about laptops and websites that freeze up on you. 

19   It is much later and I am clearly starved.

20   Okay, okay. I have food. 

21   I'm not EVEN gonna lie.

22   <Looking around>

23   DAY-um.

24   The Daily News.

25   Who's down.

26   Insert all-knowing dog.

27   Ooooops.

28   Outta practice.

29   I don't know where the all-knowing dog is. 

30   I think he ran around the block.



31   Scary.

32   That's some dog.

33   <anybody lookin'>

34    Oh fer cryin' out loud.

35    Oy.

36   This is endless. Every picture takes a year to post. Endless I tell you. Oh sometimes I must go mad. 

37   Endless. Yet in a strange way necessary.

38   And yet...

39   dot dot dot

40   I refuse to apologize.

41   Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust becuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

42   zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...<thud> Is it May yet? 

43   <snore>

44   Same night.

45   I swear to you.

46   Ain't nothin' fair. Pretty sure it's from some other movie, but at this point I couldn't tellya dude. 

47   Seeeeeeeesly.

48   <everybody's lookin'>

49   Little Big Man credits are the only light in an otherwise dark house Great movie, just slept through it. 

50   Same night.

51   I swear to you.

52   I gotta go.

53   <Yet another attempt at inserting all-knowing dog> <computer frozen again> Ah vell. It's almost May, after all. 

54   See you again.

55   Peace.


~H~

All-Knowing Dog





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