The Daily News

1   It is once again last night as I place these words where they belong.

2   The Giants/Bums game coming in live, although I can't promise a play-by-play.

3   First, that's too taxing. 

4    Ah, it really isn't.

5    I'll get back to the game in a second.

6   The first thing on my agenda is that I need to let all my peeps know that I finally made an appointment for a doctor to have a look at my Achilles.  

7   Even though I worked my way to hiking trails, I may have worked it too hard the past few days. It swelled up day-before-yesterday so I put it up, did around twenty minz of reps but awakened early yesterday to a foot that had clearly overworked itself. 

8   So we'll see. On the edge. Just sayin'. 

9    Moving On, Part One: Bochy with an Amici's commercial. That's Truth. We're back to last night. Too fast?

10   Anybody lookin'?

11   I certainly hope not. 

12   I got a kick out of it. The Bochy commercial. Last night. You with me?

13   Great coach. 

14   SNEEZE! <ah-CHOO> I just sneezed. I'm pretty sure it was the Man. 

15   Something seems to be blowing around.

16   I just had a swingin' <ah-CHOO>. 

17   Happened like a fast home run.

18   Do I call the Mayor or the Governor?

19   Ah, it's all good.

20   Lordy.

21   It's JUST a sneeze.

22   Everything is such a big deal these days.

23   Sometimes I think I must go mad. 

24   Moving On, Part Two: Love the X1 commercial with the soccer girl. 

25   Total thumbs up. Plus the Ford Fusion Free Ride commercial rocks. 

26   I give the Giants' management props for getting those ones out there.

27   Together building a better 'Murica.

28   I'm for that.

29   Moving On, Part the Thoid: So tonight is my neighborhood's Garbage Night. 

30   You wanna know what is awesome about getting old?

31   I managed to get my garbage out and lined up before I typed a word of THIS garbage.

32   AND had room to fix myself a beverage and get a ballgame going. 

33   I won't be taking my sore ankle over tree roots at midnight. 

34   I ain't EVEN trippin'!

36   Ahhhhhhhnope. 

37   Should THAT have been a hashtag?

38

39   Duuuuuuude.

40   Ahhhhhhhnope.

41   That's SEVEN H's.

42   Sounds like the title of a Turner Classic Movie.

43   

44  C'mon dude. It DOES.

45

46   Why you wanna do me like that essay?

47

48   Essay. #suchagringo

49   Ahhhhhhhyup.

50   Anybody lookin'.

51   Here's some DN trivia: Most times you see multi letters or numbers I do seven. T0000000NDRA, for example. One letter for each day of the week.

52  If you go back through these things you'll see that.

53   If you find an instance when I didn't do that, please notify me. I'll correct it.

54   Moving On, Part Four: Yesterday I boasted about upgrading to Windows 10, or whatever the latest upgrade is.

55  Immediately after I posted I Googled Windows 10, only to find all sorts of warnings about how it watches your every move and reports it to Microsoft so they could tailor your interests better.

56  Uh...really? And it also "tailors" your passwords and bank accounts?

57  I'm going to throw all things Microsoft away and go Apple. 

58  I'm WAY too old for being screwed around by a corrupt company. I had instant issues upon "upgrading."

59  Yeesh. Sorry, but I don't want to advertise for such foolishness. Hope I didn't offend anyone, but I think it's the right thing for me to issue a warning here. 

60   Gottago. See you again. Go Apple. 

61   Peace.

~H~