The DN

1  One thing I love about Sannozay is that you can drive here as fast as you want, and there are absolutely NO driving rules!

2   It's like Disney's California Adventure ride Cars, only you can jump right in front of people and almost kill them!

3   Not only that, you don't have to stop at lights, even if they're red!

4   Last night on my way home, I was at the 680 split when a guy jumped right in front of me so he could get to the 680/San Jose split. It happened right where the arrow points down at the split. It was AWESOME!!! He was going about 80 mph! Guy's my hero!

5   The best part was it came as a complete surprise to me. One second I see road, the next I see his car door, and the next he is in the far left lane heading off to scare someone else. Or kill them. What a guy!

6  AND he was talented enough to do that and kill nobody AND he survived!

7   You gotta come down here and do the Story Road Shuffle; it's a gas!

8  It goes like this: right around Story Road, you need to merge over to the left if you're going through to the Berryessa area. There's actually plenty of time, but once you pass Story Road, all the other cars start jumping lanes on BOTH sides, right in front of you. Hundreds of 'em, like jumping locusts. It's a gas!

9   They don't signal, making the Story Road Shuffle that much more enjoyable!

10  I don't know how they designed those cars to come as close to each other as they do, but that some dayum good Imagineers. 

11  Every once in a while we get a small ten-car crash going on, but that's what makes the Story Road Shuffle so unique: you actually COULD get killed, every single day!

12  EVERYBODY should move to Sannozay just to test his or her hand/eye/brain skills. 

13  Mine are razor sharp, for an old geezer. 

14  I know that people like me too, because they always honk at me. I wave, because I think they're amazingly cool.

15   What?

16   They say that about most towns?

17   <disappointment of a lost love>

18   Thought I was onto something. 

19   I guess the Story Road Shuffle will have to wait. 

20   The idea died.

21    So it goes. 

22    So we'll keep this short.

23    Gottago.

24    Live life.

25    Love life.

26    Peace.

~H~