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1 Holla.2 That's what it said on a chocolate cake at the Oscar's party last evening.
3 I wasn't there, but I saw the cake on teevee. Just in case you were wonderin'.
4 I love being a nobody.
5 Know why?
6 I woulda stayed up late speeding on the chocolate and listening to people jaw.
7 I won't go into too much about the Oscars. They're sort of like that one holiday that won't go away. Not holiday, but annual annoyance. You know what I mean.
8 Like April Fools, for example. Or New Year's Eve.
9 Bleh.
10 I'm a Halloween guy. Got a pic of my sisters Linda and Gayle with me in the middle to prove it. We were little cuties.
L to R: Linda, me and Gayle when we were
really small.
13 Thanksgiving/Christmas is always fun but REALLY hung around this year. My neighbors still light their Christmas lights.
14 Oscars?
15 I'd rather watch classic films that have won Oscars.
16 I will say this: Gravity was arguably the second to the worst movie ever made, and that includes anything by Ed Wood.
17
18 You didn't ask.
19 Ironweed with Meryl Streep and Jack Nicholson. Worst. Movie. Ever.
20 Non event, the Oscars. Too much glam.
21 Sorry.
22 Not news.
23 Nah, we're actually at the Oscar's party on teevee as I write, so I AM participating. I hope I get a prize for participation, or some literary form of a medal for bravery.
24 Anybody lookin'?
25 Just kidding. hashtagjk hashtagrollingeyes hashtagbeotch
26 Moving On, Part One: I list April Fools as one of the worst holidays ever.
27 We don't even get that one off. It's really not even a holiday.
28 I'm good. I got called for Jury Duty on April 1.
29 Think I could tell the judge I thought it was a joke?
30 fdkfa;dkfjdskfds. OKAY, OKay, Okay, hashtagokokokok back to the Oscars.
31 The highlight of the night was when Ellen crashed Twitter with a world record retweet. Brilliant. Let's see if I got all of 'em: Meryl Streep, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Brad Pitt, Lupita Nyong'o and Junior, her bro, Jared Leto, sort of, Kevin Spacey, Channing Tatum, and Julia Roberts. How'd I do? According to Spacey, a million people tweeted it in an hour. He proceeded to pull out his phone and pose with Jimmy Kimmel on Kimmel's post Oscar show.
32 I'm at an age where a retweet is somewhere I want to go for a couple of weeks after I retire.
33
34 I woke up this morning trying to remember what I wrote about and made a note that I need two new tires.
35 It's gettin' bad yo.
36 It's all good.
37 Moving On, Part Two: Last night I took the kitchen calendar down and flipped it to March.
38 When did THAT happen?
39 February is a trickster I tellya.
40 Each time I turn the page on a new month I start making resolutions.
41 The first one is easy.
42 I gotta start getting some exercise 'cuz Nicole and Matt's wedding is in July.
43 My cirulatory stuff ended as of October, according to my doctor.
44 She told me I'm healthy but that I need to keep my leg elevated.
45 That was in October.
46 YOU try keeping your leg elevated since October. Your buttcheeks go sore.
47 Anybody lookin'?
48 Honestly?
49 I have done everything I'm supposed to, which is to eat right, lay off bad habits, and down plenty of ice cream and coffee beans.
50 Dude I'm there.
51 And...
52 Exercise.
53 I'm not EVEN gonna lie.
54 I found my basketball hiding in the garage yesterday.
55 It IS the first March school day.
56 I hope it's blustery.
57 My basketball is now hiding in the trunk of my car.
58 I've studied Steph. I've practiced with my socks.
59 I've practiced with paper in my classroom.
60 I've practiced with throwing round things that fall off trees into leaf bins. I...what was that? Did I watch the Warriors last night? Why no; I was sort of at the Oscars. Holla.
61 More to come.
62 Gottago.
63 Peace.
~H~
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