Pope drops F-bomb at speech
We all knew this pope is different, but ... wow.
Pope Francis accidentally dropped an F-bomb Sunday during his weekly blessing at the Vatican, according to E! News.
Instead of saying "caso," which means "case" in Italian, the Pope used the word "cazzo," which is the Italian equivalent of the F-word.
Somewhere, Samuel Jackson has to be laughing.
The 76-year-old Pope of the Catholic Church quickly realized his error and corrected himself but it was too late. You can't take back F-bombs. E! says he's the first Pope in history to drop the F-bomb in public.
Here is what he said, translated to English:
"If each one of us does not amass riches only for oneself, but half for the service of others, in this (F bomb) ... in this case the providence of God will become visible through this gesture of solidarity."
D'oh.
This guy gets more likable by the day.
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2 Anybody lookin'?
3 I needed the laugh. I finished my first batch of Mask essays last night, which explains the horrific scream at the top of the page.
5 I'll keep it short.
6 Since I first arrived at the Chill-on-the Hill I have given a Renaissance mask/research project that coincides with our study of Shakespeare.
7 In the seven or so years I've been there, I have had lots of awesome mask projects and papers.
8 The students come, and then they go, but many of their finished masks stay on my walls. Some are extraordinary. Some are larkish. Some are just plain dumb, but fun anyway.
9 The room is already vintage, with a constant Renaissance feel the second you walk in.
10 I loves me my classroom, if I may talk Facebookese.
11 I graded my first batch of mask papers tonight. I went in hopeful of an awesome batch.
12 <basketball buzzer> I got burnt cookies.
13 Some of THE worst papers ever.
14 I'm not quite sure why, but my guess is that I made the thing due on a Monday.
15 That invites procrastination.
16 That invites flakiness.
17 Times like these, times like these...
18 fdsafdsfdssdkjklf.
19 It's a bit the way the year has gone.
20 One thing after another.
21 AND I got jury duty.
22 April 1.
23 Not a happy camper over here.
24 Ah, it's all good. I'm doing it for God, Joe-the-Bear and country.
25 Yeesh.
26 I looked at the calendar.
27 I see hope.
28 I like looking at things that way.
29 It's just that I wanted to get out yesterday afternoon and get some fresh air and exercise.
30 I even pumped up my basketball and shot around in my driveway, at least until the ball broke the peach basket.
31 I now have a peachy mess in my driveway.
32 AND a sticky basketball.
33 I wonder if Steph Curry goes through this?
34 Anybody lookin'?
35 I began at school. I started sinking some beautiful three's from mid classroom.
36 It's funny how when a paper hits a waste paper basket from across the room, nothing but net, we become NBA all-stars. I was LeBron by mid-afternoon. I raised three fingers and jogged back down the court. No miss priss.
37 Fans went crazy.
38 YEE-uh.
39 ...And then life re-materialized.
40 Ya gotta love it.
41 hashtagthoseessayskept me up late hashtaganybodygotacheapbuick
42 So this guy is a little rushed this morning.
43 I gottago. I need to take this morning batch of papers to the dumps.
44 Busy times yo. Nobody said it was easy. I'll be better in an hour. Even the Pope has a bad day. His name is my middle name. The Pope has to face a more worser day.
45 Yup. I got stuff just like that. Only more worser.
45 Word of honor. Just buy me an enormous broom and have me try to rid the shores of sand. That will be my penance. Domini vispo buiscut. Ahhhhhhh men.
46 See you again.
47 Peace.
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