Tuesday, December 3, 2013

The DN















1  Didja roll through it?

2  Yesterday I mean. 

3  I got in and fumbled the opening kickoff, but regained and somehow got her done.

4  Not much fun, but a Monday done.

5  Not sure about today.

6  I have echoed my feelings about Tuesdays for years now. 

7  I really like my idea of eliminating Tuesday as a day of the week.

8   I KNOW it's controversial. But think about it: today would be Wednesday.

9   If you're old school and comfortable, then I can see where you might not be open to the elimination of Tuesday. 

10  If you were born on a Tuesday I can respect that. 

11  The thought of losing Tuesdays is a bit sad, in fact. 

12   On any day of the week 'cept Tuesday.

13   Losing Tuesday isn't going to happen anytime soon.

14   So let's put this all behind us and move on.

15   I just thought it nice to get it out there, especially on a Tuesday.

16  Moving On, Part One: I got all settled to write this last night when my Toshiba laptop--you got that?-- T-O-S-H-I-B-A hashtag don't buy hashtag theygoofflineeverytwoseconds hashtag glorifiedpaperweights went offline and stayed offline throughout the night. 

17  I may need to take some time this week to pack the entire thing up and send it back to the Toshiba factory in Toshibaland, the Land of the Crappy Computer. 

18  I'm on a borrowed Dell, which likes to jump letters back to previous sentences. 

19   I do okay with Dells though. 

20   I'm sure we all have horror stories about our computers, but I've never seen a brand new computer give me as much trouble as the T-O-S-H-I-B-A. I trust none of them, because any time I Google the problem, I see that a bazillion other people have the same problem.

21  Or challenge, I imagine.

22  Hard not bringing it up.

23  Moving on, Part Two: It bugs me because I was right in the middle of some guy telling me that I could make a gazillion dollars without even working. 

24  Something that important should go uninterrupted.

25   I wonder if I could sue T-O-S-H-I-B-A for letting me see all that cash slip right through my greedy fingers. 

26  And the guy who was going to help me achieve my millions was some You Tube guy. And you know how credible THEY are.

27  I had dreams of diving into a money vault like Scrooge McDuck.



28  That all went <poof> last night. 

29  Nah. I'm over it. 

30  Some corny movie is on right now. Some country singer in a dandy cowboy hat just sang, "Don't waste yer tahhhm" and continued down that street. 

31  Kind words, kind words. We get those messages sometimes.

32  I had so much to share today too.

33  Last night I listened to some other You Tube talk show, and one of the guests on this guy's show said with a Texas drawl: "Computers drahv me nuts!"

34  Same exact country/western accent as the fellow in the cowboy hat who was singing that song. 

35  I love getting little coincidental messages. I seldom listen to them, just enjoy them, like suddenly noticing a songbird's morning tune.

36  I'll listen to Cowboy hat's advice. 

37  Got to.

38  A JFK guy just came on the radio. That is SO last week. 

39   Anybody lookin'?

40   Imma duck out. 

41   Love yer Tuesday.

42   I gottago.

43   See you again.

44   Peace. 


~H~











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