Tuesday, December 9, 2014

The DN
Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year!!!



Mad Bum!

1   I didn't even know he fished.


2   Congrats to Madison Bumgarner.

3   When do pitchers and catchers report again?




4   Ah, Tuesday.

5   Huge congrats to Mad Bum and all the fans out there. I hope I'm not reaching when I say the entire Bay Area is proud of you lad. 

6   Good for all of us to have something to smile about.

7   About which to smile.

8   I needed that. 


5   Moving On, Part One: My computer just popped this in the lower right-hand corner of the screen: Report an Issue.

6   Report an Issue. 

7   Pretty huge request. Can it be more than one?

8   Okay.

9   Report an Issue.

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11   I can't lay off whole cashews. 

12   Report an Issue.

13   Sometimes I'll pop a few and then take the garbage out.

14   Inevitably a neighbor will come over and talk to me about everything and nothing. 

15   I'll look at him like a squirrel, not opening my mouth. 

16   At some point I'm going to break into a big smile so he could see all the cashews and salt hanging off my teeth. That's my issue.

17   Report an Issue.

18   How come Avast is a chick?

19   Avast should be a pirate. 

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21   Report an Issue. 

22   You're really opening a can of worms with that.

23   I love being alone, but I hate being lonely.

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26   Okay, unlike everybody else. 

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28   Report an Issue. 

29   I can never blame others when I open the cupboard and the milk jug is on the shelf. 

30   How'd it GET there?

31   Report an Issue.

32   I don't want to be bothered with stuff anymore. I don't care that the Principal thinks we need to memorize things with three letters and a series of "C" 's in order to improve learning.

33    Because THAT has worked over the years. 

34    My daughter Nicole found this in the Clarion-Ledger:



Based on the comments for the Common Core story earlier this week, we thinkMarshall Ramsey Fan Pageapalooza might have hit the nail on the head with how frazzled ‪#‎teachers‬ feel right now.
What do you think?

Spot on. 

35   Report an Issue.

36   I love snack foods that can kill you. I'll eat the carrots and broccoli for show, but I'll kill the salami and cheese. 

37   Report an Issue.

38   I LOVE butter.

39   Report an Issue.

40   I knocked out at least four teeth in my life by being greedy on popcorn. See butter issue, above. 

41   Report an Issue. 

42   I don't like being told what to do.

43   Report an Issue.

44   NO!

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47   My font shrunk on that one. 

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51   Eh...What's up, Doc?

52   I gottago.

53  They want me in early so's I can improve learning. 

54   Ten hut.

55   Have a GREAT Tuesday. Fly WAY low.

56   Hope the traffic has cleared.

57   See you again.

58   Peace. 

~H~















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