2 Shut up.
3 That was the top of AOL's news yesterday.
4 They have such great headlines.
5 "Nine things in your fridge you should throw away immediately"
6 I threw away all nine, and then threw away the fridge.
7 <becoming overly dramatic> I can't TAKE it anymore!
8 "And the City With America's Ugliest People Is..."
9 That's another AOL headline.
10 Ah, I won't go there.
11 I can almost guarantee that whatever city it is, it probably has guys who say things like, "Ima tike 'n' hit chew upside the haid!"
12 Varmint.
13 "Boy Found Alive Behind Wall After Missing 4 Years"
14 It's like the Weekly World News.
15 Only every hour some new horror.
16 Ah ya gotta love it.
17 When did we EVER become this?
18 There is just WAY too much stupid out there.
19
20 Keeps me employed.
21
22 For the most part.
23 Anyhow.
24 Hey!
25 I just got a plan.
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29 I see Mr. Harrington. And now, what is your plan?
30
31 My plan is to organize.
32 Oh?
33 Yes. Organize my papers before I grade them.
34
35 You seem to have made some progress.
36 Ah...yup! You may go now.
37 <She vanishes just as annoyingly as she arrived>
38 I'm not even supposed to be organizing school stuff.
39 We are technically still working to rule, which means once 3:30 hits, we're done for the day.
40 We may continue doing whatever at 8 a.m. and go 'til 3:30, with time off for lunch.
41 They bargain later today. Hopefully they will settle. Our Superintendent hinted that last week before we went on Thanksgiving break.
42 I wasn't happy about that. If they are close to settling, then why didn't they do a late night session before Thanksgiving and end the madness? I remain insulted.
43 Ah, it is what it is.
44 I think I'll get back to wasting time with AOL headlines.
45 Here's another:
"Texas to execute man who tried to subpoena Jesus"
46 Really?
47 That isn't why the guy is being executed.
48 SMH <that means "Shaking My Head" in Facebookese.
49 When did we turn SO stupid?
50
51 Think it'll rain?
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53 The rain makes me sleepy. I feel like Sleepy the Dwarf.
54 I gottago. I don't gottago 'cuz I gottago, I gottago because I'm boring myself.
55 No point taking you down with me. Yesterday I bored myself with my own lecture. How do you manage that?
56 Remind me to re-establish my campaign to eliminate Tuesday as a day of the week.
57 Have a GREAT day, even if it IS Tuesday.
58 See you again.
59 Peace.
~H~
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