Say cheese.
2 Torpid mornings.
3 I'd look that one up but I'm lazy.
4 Lessee...torpid...torpid...torpid...Ah yes. The NEW Dictionary.com:
tor·pid
1 [tawr-pid] Show IPA
adjective
1.
inactive or sluggish.
3.
dormant, as a hibernating or estivating animal.
5 I got taken aback.
6 Dictionary.com completely revamped its look.
7 It now resembles me, only wearing a somewhat dainty dress.
8 SO 21st Century.
9 Change for the sake of change.
10 So hip.
11 I haven't checked the links. The new design has a lighter blue. Reminds me of an old dress, albeit dainty. See above.
12 <sigh>
13 Anybody lookin'?
14 I blinked and it switched back.
15 I got my wish.
16 You know what it looked like?
17 Have you ever put your computer in "Safe" mode, and everything is HUGE and unstable?
18 I got news bro. If you are switching over to "Safe" mode get a helmet.
19 You're about to crash, and you sense it.
20 Take your computer out to your work bench, plug it in, and then take a sledge hammer to it.
21 It's much easier that way.
22 Moving On, Part One: Anybody lookin'?
23 I'd like to welcome into this world Mr. Joseph Antone Randazzo III, born to Sheryll Marmito and Joe Randazzo on 1/26/14 at 8:49 p.m. This fellow weighs in at 6 lbs. 14 oz. and is a bundle of love, all 20 inches of him! Congrats to all!!! I could be mistaken by young Joe could be the youngest baby ever to appear in the DN! Talk about bragging rights!
5 I got taken aback.
6 Dictionary.com completely revamped its look.
7 It now resembles me, only wearing a somewhat dainty dress.
8 SO 21st Century.
9 Change for the sake of change.
10 So hip.
11 I haven't checked the links. The new design has a lighter blue. Reminds me of an old dress, albeit dainty. See above.
12 <sigh>
13 Anybody lookin'?
14 I blinked and it switched back.
15 I got my wish.
16 You know what it looked like?
17 Have you ever put your computer in "Safe" mode, and everything is HUGE and unstable?
18 I got news bro. If you are switching over to "Safe" mode get a helmet.
19 You're about to crash, and you sense it.
20 Take your computer out to your work bench, plug it in, and then take a sledge hammer to it.
21 It's much easier that way.
22 Moving On, Part One: Anybody lookin'?
23 I'd like to welcome into this world Mr. Joseph Antone Randazzo III, born to Sheryll Marmito and Joe Randazzo on 1/26/14 at 8:49 p.m. This fellow weighs in at 6 lbs. 14 oz. and is a bundle of love, all 20 inches of him! Congrats to all!!! I could be mistaken by young Joe could be the youngest baby ever to appear in the DN! Talk about bragging rights!
24 And I THINK I spelled Sheryll's name correctly, as opposed to most people who write on coffee cups.
25 This sure made me smile.
26 Looks like he's trying to throw a peace sign out. Needs practice, but we get the message.
27 Babies usually fly past this thing but somehow this guy got in.
28 Nice to see.
29 Moving On, Part Two: Anybody lookin'?
30 Not many.
31 It's just as well.
32 I usually write this when I'm exhausted. Lately I've napped in the afternoon. It's easier to write later, but I also need to shorten this nonsense a tad.
33 I have nights when I'm up past midnight finishing this stuff up, often dozing at the keys.
34 It's fun. It's a bit of a lark.
35 Moving On, Part Three: Last night someone called me and left no message.
36 I had nothing to do except battle a bit with the blogging whatever this thing is because it kept throwing warnings about something or other to me.
37 It does that. It acts like I pushed some button that set off alarms all through the blogging community. Fire engines showed up at my door. Police surrounded my house.
38 It was intense.
39 Nah.
40 I'm embellishing.
41 While I battled this nonsense, I decided to find the guy who called and left no message.
42 I won't reveal my secret, but within seconds I had the guy's name.
43 It's a student. I'm thinking of pranking the guy.
44 Nah.
45 I'm not a practical joke guy. I always found practical jokes to be pretty juvenile and idiotic.
46 Don't get me wrong: I've done a few here and there over the years. But for the most part I find them the stuff of morons.
47 Unless...a teacher manages to sneak into a practical-joking teacher's room during Easter Break and gets a posse to change everything in the guy's room ninety degrees to the right, including everything written on the board.
48 One of the best ever. I STILL don't know WHO did that, but that teacher wondered for years. I certainly had nothing to do with it. I can say that much.
49
50 Anybody lookin'?
51 Or the Senior prank in '05 when the marquee at YB was switched up. I remember having a feeling those guys were up to something and went down at 1 a.m. to bust them.
52 I was too late. My headlights lit up the marquee, which said, "Due to lack of interest, school for sale. $20.05."
53
54 Clever. Harmless. I hunted for a picture of it but I think it rests on my school computer, which isn't here. That was a clever prank. Too bad most practical jokers aren't that clever. They're usually pretty dimwitted.
55 Okay with that I gottago.
56 Been nice.
57 Welcome to the world young Joe.
58 See you again.
59 Peace.
25 This sure made me smile.
26 Looks like he's trying to throw a peace sign out. Needs practice, but we get the message.
27 Babies usually fly past this thing but somehow this guy got in.
28 Nice to see.
29 Moving On, Part Two: Anybody lookin'?
30 Not many.
31 It's just as well.
32 I usually write this when I'm exhausted. Lately I've napped in the afternoon. It's easier to write later, but I also need to shorten this nonsense a tad.
33 I have nights when I'm up past midnight finishing this stuff up, often dozing at the keys.
34 It's fun. It's a bit of a lark.
35 Moving On, Part Three: Last night someone called me and left no message.
36 I had nothing to do except battle a bit with the blogging whatever this thing is because it kept throwing warnings about something or other to me.
37 It does that. It acts like I pushed some button that set off alarms all through the blogging community. Fire engines showed up at my door. Police surrounded my house.
38 It was intense.
39 Nah.
40 I'm embellishing.
41 While I battled this nonsense, I decided to find the guy who called and left no message.
42 I won't reveal my secret, but within seconds I had the guy's name.
43 It's a student. I'm thinking of pranking the guy.
44 Nah.
45 I'm not a practical joke guy. I always found practical jokes to be pretty juvenile and idiotic.
46 Don't get me wrong: I've done a few here and there over the years. But for the most part I find them the stuff of morons.
47 Unless...a teacher manages to sneak into a practical-joking teacher's room during Easter Break and gets a posse to change everything in the guy's room ninety degrees to the right, including everything written on the board.
48 One of the best ever. I STILL don't know WHO did that, but that teacher wondered for years. I certainly had nothing to do with it. I can say that much.
49
50 Anybody lookin'?
51 Or the Senior prank in '05 when the marquee at YB was switched up. I remember having a feeling those guys were up to something and went down at 1 a.m. to bust them.
52 I was too late. My headlights lit up the marquee, which said, "Due to lack of interest, school for sale. $20.05."
53
54 Clever. Harmless. I hunted for a picture of it but I think it rests on my school computer, which isn't here. That was a clever prank. Too bad most practical jokers aren't that clever. They're usually pretty dimwitted.
55 Okay with that I gottago.
56 Been nice.
57 Welcome to the world young Joe.
58 See you again.
59 Peace.
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