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2 Then I emptied the garbage.
3 Garbage.
4 Thursday is garbage day.
5 Today is Thursday.
6 Is that possible?
7 My plan originally was to get through Monday.
8 Somehow I had SO much to get done that without noticing I did all of it.
9 My mind is 50 First Dates.
10 I don't remember any of it.
11 Maybe it's that whole protection thing when the body goes into shock.
12 Yes, I'm sure that's it.
13 Somehow I got whisked to Disneyland, came home, got hurled up to Dad's, got the flu instantly during the ride home, threw up about sixty times, slept it off, went back up to Dad's next morning almost completely cured, watched the NIner game with him, graded six bazillion papers, organized new lessons, finished all my grades, and somehow made it to Thursday.
14 Wha hoppen?
15 I finish this week by going to Junior Prom on Saturday night. I fully intend to look spiffy and dapper.
16 And then Sunday I fully intend to watch the Niners/Carolina game.
17 If the Saints and Niners win, Candlestick has one additional game.
18 I'd love that.
19 I'm still spinning though.
20 How did all that happen in so short a period of time?
21 And how did I not go off my rocker in the process?
22 It's 'cuz I suffer from CRS.
23 It hits young marijuana addicts and anyone over forty.
24 What's CRS?
25 By now I thought everyone knew.
26 Can't Remember S#!t.
27 Anybody lookin'?
28
29 How come I didn't censor that word in yesterday's edition?
30 Wait.
31 What WAS yesterday's edition?
32 Is it Tuesday or Wednesday?
33 I'm disorientated.
34
35 Disoriented.
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37 I keep waiting for my sanity to return.
38 I knew I should have gone right when I went left on Space Mountain.
39 Why, I'm going to sue those Disney folks.
40 Moving On, Part Two: Has anybody seen the cover of this month's Mad Magazine?
41 I think I saw it.
42 Can't remember.
43 Looks like Alfred E. Neuman is twerking.
44 Even I got offended, and not much offends me.
45 When did it all come to this? O sometimes I think I must go mad!
46 Ah I'm okay.
47 I think I'll finish this one off like I did yesterday.
48 Just polish it off like a pint of bad hooch.
49 Have a GREAT Thursday, whatevuh it is.
50 See you again.
51 Peace.
~H~
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