Friday, August 29, 2014

The DN










1  Whoooooopieeeeee!!! It's Frideeeeeee!!!!!!!

2  <crickets>


3   I'm officially old.

4   Ah, it's all good. 

5   Friday to a teacher during the school year is just an opportunity to catch up with grading. It usually takes around two days.

6   Pretty exciting stuff. 

7   Ah, whatevs.

8   Moving On, Part One: I came to one conclusion, Niner fans: Josh Johnson > Wuzizname Gabbert. 

9   Send Gabbert packing. He could ride Clementine outta town. 


10  Moving On, Part Two: Is the internet getting steadily worse? I love all the technology, but things that used to be routine now take about six years to open. 

11  Yesterday it took me about a bazillion years to begin writing this nonsense. 

12  Remember when the internet was SO much easier?

13  Whoops! I wrote "bajillion" and the corrections officers straightened me out. It is properly "bazillion." It exists as an infinite number, so no amount of zeros follow it. Who knew? Who cares?


14 Moving On, Part the Thoid: Sometimes it just be time to move on. 

15   smh.

16   Long week. 

17   Took me about four bazillion years to get this thing out there.

18   Computer safety here, Big Brother there. We had this talk. 

19    fdaffdafsff.

20   I decided early last night to cut this short tonight.

21   All apologies. 

22   Anyone reading this rocks. 

23   Anyone not probably rocks too. 

24   I'm convinced that in minute ways, most people rock. 

25    But as the Beatles once said, "There's nothing for me here, so I will disappear..."

26   I don't want to spoil the party so I'll go.

27   Going to spend the weekend with Dad. 

28   Looking forward to it.

29   Best guy ever. 

30   So I'm duckin' out.

31   Stay cool. Enjoy your Friday. Don't none of you young' uns worry about me. I got plenty of partying yet to do. I'm thinking of Crystal Light and marshmallows tonight. Can't wait!

32   Anybody lookin'?

33   To all of my fellow high school friends enjoying the Capuchino BBQ this weekend, have a blast! Brian, you're a genius! Stay young, my friends. And stay safe.

34   Gottago. 

35   See you again.

36   Peace.


~H~






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