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2 Is there anything better?
3 Awww.
4 Something just occurred to me.
5 Our other world stayed the same.
6 fafdsxfdfafdf.
7 WAIT! That's not such a bad thing. The other world has people in it who are positive, cheerful and appreciative.
8 YAY!
9 The other world also has one or two people in it who are gravely idiotic.
10 So it goes.
11 So it goes.
12 Moving On, Part One: Yesterday our dumps started on fire.
13 You don't hear of that one happening too often. AND they have to get water from a half mile away to put it out.
14 Swell. I wonder what we're breathing in the meantime.
15 And how did they manage to get approved as a dump in the first place? Shouldn't fire safety be a part of the deal? Yeesh. Thanks Obama.
16 Moving On, Part Two: Spent the weekend with Dad, even though it was Mother's Day yesterday.
17 We did it the way a coupla dudes would do it: we bought lots of pink carnations <Mom's faves!> and took off to the cemetery.
18 The joint was jumpin'.
19 HUGE party at the cemetery.
20 Ahhh.
21 Actually we went to Safeway and found lots of pink carnations. Then we drove up the hill at Holy Cross and visited Mom. I looked at the carnations. They were baby carnations, but carnations nonetheless.
22 They looked absolutely beautiful. I knelt down and made them look really pretty. A part of me is my Mom. When we were leaving I heard Dad say quietly, "Good-bye Mama."
23 Popular day, Mother's Day. See why.
24 I like it. Always have.
25 Moving On, Part One: Ah yeesh.
26 I'm not EVEN gonna lie.
27 Last night I conked out in the midst of writing this only to awaken to an emergency test of the emergency broadcast wassername, containing loud sirens and vehicle hunts.
28 I jumped out of my chair, grabbed my Walgreen's flashlight and screamed, "Not Up in Here!"
29 I felt like a hillbilly in flannels.
30 If anything can scare a gangsta it's a guy with a Walgreens flashlight. That much is certain.
31 <looking around>
32 Anybody lookin'?
33
34
35 That was an "all clear" in my mind.
36 <screams and moans coming off the teevee screen.>
37 Nice to know we're back to normal.
38 It was about this point in the construction of this drivel that I conked out last night.
39 Here is one of the last things I wrote before dropping off:
"fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffkfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwf"
40 Scary.
43 THAT, my sisters and brothers,, is what I can do when I have awakened for the third time from the deep depths of sheer oblivion.
44 Scary.
45 Whoops.
46 Happened again. I woke up every half hour or so in order to finish this up. Never happened.
47 I kept getting long lines of one letter, followed by exclamation points, which surprised me because you have to hit a shift key in order to pull off a miracle like that.
48 "It'll keep them guessing." That's the last thing coherent I wrote before drifting off once more into my own blissful state.
49 Gottago.
50 Wish me luck with all the miscreants. They're out there in droves.
51 Take it carefully. It's Monday. Fly low and avoid the avoidable. Those people who try to drive you nuts utterly flourish on Mondays.
52 As Dad once told me, just look at them and say quietly, "It can't be done."
53 Dad is a genius, to this minute. Wise words.
54 "It can't be done."
55 See you again.
56 Peace.
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