Tuesday, April 21, 2015

The Daily News

1   All right Warriors!!!

2   Powerful good!!!

3   Don't wanna jinx you, so just keep it up dudes!!!

4   Yee-HEEEEEEEE!!!!

5   Toldja people would come out of the woodwork.

6   Busy lives.

7   Busy lives. So busy I wrote the opening Warriors stuff before the game!

8   Moving On, Part One: Did you know that Hello, Kitty is celebrating her 40th anniversary?



9   Kitty White began in Japan. That's her real name, by the way. Kitty White. 

10  Always neat with an ice cream cone, despite no mouth.

11  

12   That's a lonnnng time ago.

13   I was just a whisper.

14

15   Ah, you're on to it. Lemmmeeee alone.

16   Anybody lookin'?

17   I bought a house in Sac last night, at least I think I did.

18   Small place, pleasant neighborhood in the Natomas, access to a club that has a gym, an olympic pool, a cantina, waterfalls, hot tubs and all the other temptations of living the dream.

19   AND near everywhere and anywhere that's cool. I love the mountains and you are pretty darned close when you chill in that town. 

20   It's near lots of family and even a few friends. 

21   And fear not: I'll stay in touch.

22   Where?

23   Why, here. Well, on Facebooks for now.

24   I can't wait 'til we can get rid of cell phones and just use our hands. 

25   I want to be a computer, not a computer operator. They have the tech.

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27

28   What?

29   I read somewhere that they can put chips in our hands or something.

30  

31   Yeah, like THAT'S not creepy.

32

33   Oh, the times we live in. 

34   Ah, it's all good.

35   

36   I hate Tuesdays. 

37   <begins rant>

38   <ends rant>

39

40   I'm in too good a mood. 

41   I'm still wondering why Kitty White has no mouth. Makes me wonder other things. For example:

42   What do you call a deer with no eyes?

43

44   No eye deer.

45

46  Anybody lookin'?

47  Ah, it's all good. 

48  We're STILL testing. This is our sixth day.

49  

50  I feel like I'm moving in all directions. Pretty worldly, eh?

51   

52  Psssst. 

53  (getmeouttaherrrrrrrre!!!!!!!)

54   I'm getting out just in time. I don't mean that in a bad way; I'm just tired of going in each morning. I'm glad this happened late in my career. 





55   The nice thing about testing is I get to work with younger teachers who are amazing. Many are hilarious and intelligent, and it is really fun working with them. 

56  Nice to see we have tons of talent out there. And yes, education will move wonderfully into the future. I see lots of hope.

57  With that, I'm bowing out for today. I don't do Tuesdays, never did. I say a few words, crack a few jokes, and give a little classwork. They pay me handsomely to do this. 


58  Gottago.

59  Have a GREAT day.

60  See you again.

61   Peace.


~H~













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